A Letter from the Headmaster

Dear Unicorns,

Welcome to Unicorn High, Class of 2024!

As your headmaster, I, Sir Real, will be your guide as you expand your young minds and reach new heights of intellectual and spiritual growth. As you explore the many wonders of this institution, I encourage you to embrace every moment. When I was just a foal, I remember trotting these halls for the first time. Why, back then even simple concepts, like lucid dreaming, astral projection, and rolling a perfect cone seemed like mysteries that would never unfurl themselves! But rest assured my odd-toed ungulates, with the help of our wonderful staff you will master these skills and many more during your time here. 

Always remember, while Unicorn High is a fine academic institution, the real treasures within these stables are the relationships you build along the way. Take the time to embrace your classmates. Taste the grass that grows on Marley Quad! Gallop among the purple fields of Marin Farm! Sleep under the stars and see the exquisite Northern Lights. Your days here are precious, young colts and fillies, make the most of them!